Seija and Natalie met on a skydiving trip that went awry.  They landed in the dusty prison yard of a women’s correctional facility, where they masqueraded as inmates until they were able to craft lifelike papier-mache masks and dig their way out through the sewer system.  What followed was a harrowing 71 day trek through the desert, where they became survival experts and discovered the truth about the ancient cabals that control all life on earth.  Finally, upon their return to civilization, they decided the best way to spread precious truth was to utilize the great unknowable power of the World Wide Web.  This is their podcast.