{"id":19,"date":"2012-01-21T17:31:51","date_gmt":"2012-01-22T01:31:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/?page_id=19"},"modified":"2012-09-30T21:45:49","modified_gmt":"2012-10-01T05:45:49","slug":"gallery","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/gallery","title":{"rendered":"Spit-takes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>A Natalie &amp; Seija curated gallery of images&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Taxidermic-Zoo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-52\" title=\"Taxidermic Zoo\" src=\"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Taxidermic-Zoo.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Taxidermic-Zoo.jpg 319w, http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Taxidermic-Zoo-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-19 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/gallery\/taxidermic-zoo'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Taxidermic-Zoo-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/gallery\/skeleton-bath'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Skeleton-Bath-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-300\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-300'>\n\t\t\t\tJust when you thought you could take a skeleton-free bath&#8230;\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/gallery\/june'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/orson-004-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/gallery\/harry-whittier-frees-piglet-kittens-thumb'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/harry-whittier-frees-piglet-kittens-thumb-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/gallery\/ericeyes'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/ericeyes-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-280\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-280'>\n\t\t\t\tColored pencil: the lost medium\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/gallery\/goldie-twins'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Goldie-Twins-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/gallery\/attachment\/155'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/155-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/gallery\/nunswetma15358033-0002'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/nunswetMA15358033-0002-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-296\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-296'>\n\t\t\t\tEven nuns like to get sprayed with the hose. \n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/gallery\/torep'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/ToreP-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-298\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-298'>\n\t\t\t\tJust let your gaze rest upon the thighs of a Norseman. Mmmm&#8230;oars.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/gallery\/attachment\/1'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/1-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/gallery\/cryinggif'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/cryinggif-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/gallery\/natalie_bob-jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/natalie_bob.jpg-150x150.jpeg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/gallery\/coffey'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/coffey-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-278\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-278'>\n\t\t\t\tPulling a chain has never been so ominous or erotic.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/gallery\/attachment\/250'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/250-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-287\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-287'>\n\t\t\t\tI found this knife in an antique store in Boulder City, NV.  It was $35.  I regret not buying it.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/gallery\/jwaters'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/jwaters-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-281\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-281'>\n\t\t\t\tJohn Waters&#8217; mention of &#8220;The Bad Seed&#8221; in his one-man show, &#8220;This Filthy World,&#8221; was the original inspiration for this podcast.  He is a wonderfully depraved human and one of my few role models.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/gallery\/delete9'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/delete9-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-295\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-295'>\n\t\t\t\t&#8220;I said&#8230;NO MORE FROYO.&#8221;\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/gallery\/attachment\/251'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/251-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/gallery\/4-x-6'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/santa-scary-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/gallery\/snacks'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/snacks-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/gallery\/buff'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/buff-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-297\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-297'>\n\t\t\t\tWhat Uncle Teddy was doing during his &#8220;Florida years.&#8221;\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/gallery\/attachment\/258'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/258-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/gallery\/attachment\/262'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/262-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Natalie &amp; Seija curated gallery of images&#8230; &nbsp; \u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":2,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-19","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/19","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/19\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47,"href":"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/19\/revisions\/47"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.emersonvscook.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}